alice moving under skies

I do not have time for this
For God's sake, I'm supposed to be on a plane to Arkansas in an hour

Advice on how to coax a cat down from the top of a bookshelf. Go.

[FILTER TO: Jacqueline Phoenix]
Hello, Jacqueline. I realize this is asking a lot, but is there any way you could keep me updated on transfers from Bristol? I'd like it if this request were also off any records you have to keep for this sort of thing as well. Thank you.

[FILTER: RECORD-KEEPING]
Hello. I realize this may be something of a tall order, but I'd like a list of all of Layla Miller's contacts--names, addresses, whatever you have. I'd also like any records you have on known enemies of the Bureau. Thanks in advance.

[FILTER: INVESTIGATION TEAM]
I've contacted record-keeping in regards to finding out who Layla Miller's contacts were, as well as getting a list of known enemies of the BPRD. Hopefully we'll find some leads there. Any luck with the curse research?

[FILTER: ALL PERSONNEL]
Back from Winnipeg. I despise hags. Anything exciting happen while I was away?

[FILTER: WESTLEY, DEPUTY FIELD DIRECTOR, LEGAL]
The cannibal hags, Ginny Greenteeth and Peg O'Nell, have been taken care of. Their hovel cabin was destroyed in the process of eliminating them, but their home was so deep in the woods that I doubt any civilians will find it, much less identify it for what it once was. Even so, the coordinates are [ooc: coordinates listed here] should you want to send a clean up crew. The children they had recently kidnapped were, aside from scratches and bruises I can only assume were from their initial captures, physically fine, and are now in the care of Manitoba Family Services. My official report will be turned in tomorrow morning.

Thank goodness for the journal network; if it weren't for this, I would have thought that the "gift" on my desk was some kind of insult or threat. I'm still not sure if it isn't Still, I must ask: what on earth did I do that merited two eyes floating in a jar?

( FILTER: PRIVATE )

( PRIVATE )

Hello. I'm Alice Liddell, the new transfer from the Bristol branch. I suppose this is the part where I tell you something interesting about myself, isn't it? Let's see then. I'm twenty-two. I like playing chess, although I'm not particularly good at it. The same can be said for drawing, now that I think about it. Why I seem to enjoy doing things that I'm completely rubbish at like this introduction, although I can't say I particularly enjoy it is completely beyond me, so don't bother asking. Oh, and I have a cat.

Well, I think I've said everything I need to say for now. I look forward to meeting you all in person later.

( still she haunts me phantomwise )</block>